Monkey Girl, will you.........

Take my hand in monkey marriage and become Moonkey Girl ?

heh! that is a very kind offer moony, but alas, my heart belongs to another...

...but being the fickle woman I am, why the hell not eh?

Nice one, I'm just about to pop on a flight.

bon voyage my betrothed
*mwah*

Right I'm off the plane at Wellington airport, where be you ?

I'm only 3394 kms (2109 miles) west of you as the crow flies.

come over for a drink?

I've run out of Moonkey dollah. Got destroyed on the conversion. Gonnae have to row. Shouldnt take that long.

We can hurry things along if I start swimming and meet you half way. You bring the booze.

Got the booze, mostly red wine.

Right, I can see what I think is Lord Howe Island. I'm going to rest here for a spot. Tell me you are east coast Oz and NOT west coast !

I am in the centre south, had to trek to the east coast before I started swimming.

I'm emerging from the ocean at Lord Howe, exhausted, but making my way up the beach now...

Nice. I am just having a mojito, weather is pretty good!

*plonks self down on the banana lounge*
*catches breath*

Mix me one too luv.

Now what are we to do?

Thanks a million for last night, you were great.