How much for

Miss Mayhem, please?

You make me smile humphs! Sealed bids only though lovey.

*offers several packets of timtams*

Done!!!

adds a can of strong lager...

Sorry, Lowe still has the highest bid at the moment...try hard liquor Etts.

A tooth and a locket of hair!

for my voodoo spells?

Can we set a time limit on this?

And am I still winning?

Going...........

..............going................

*places timtams on table*

......................gone!

Sold for a packet of timtams!

You can't close the auction when you are one of the bidders!

Well you can't decide it either since you are being sold!!

Anyway - it's a rule of marketplace (it's in the small print) that online auctions have to be concluded with 48 hours of being started.

So.

What flavour packet!?

And what are you doing to do with me now that you've supposedly won me?

Chilli chocolate!

I will have a think but I'm inclined to offer you to humphrey if he's still interested.

Me and humphy being good buddies y'see. How does that sound?

Wrong - Tim Tams don't come in a Chilli Choc flavour. (Thank god!)

And

They do!

I just checked it on wikipedia!

>.<

That.is.so.ick.!

I GET MISSY


I GET MISSY


thanks Nick!

*Puts Missy on shoulders and runs off*

*tries to fight humphrey off but is secretly rather pleased*